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Never Drank the Kool-Aid: Essays » (First Edition)

Book cover image of Never Drank the Kool-Aid: Essays by Toure

Authors: Toure, Tourc)
ISBN-13: 9780312425784, ISBN-10: 0312425783
Format: Paperback
Publisher: Picador
Date Published: February 2006
Edition: First Edition

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Author Biography: Toure

Touré is the author of the novel Soul City and the story collection The Portable Promised Land. A contributing editor at Rolling Stone, his writing has also appeared in The New Yorker, The New York Times, Tennis Magazine, The Best American Essays, and Da Capo Best American Music Writing, among other publications. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

Book Synopsis

From the inimitable Toure comes a collection of wickedly amusing essays, delivered from the front lines of taste-making America

Publishers Weekly

In a varied collection of lucid, colorful pieces, journalist Toure, author of the novel Soul City and the story collection The Portable Promised Land, takes readers from the inner sanctum of Prince's Paisley Park to Jennifer Capriati's practice court, Lauryn Hill's Christmas party and beyond. Deftly organized by theme, the book comprises mainly magazine articles dating from 2005 to the mid-'90s, and its title refers to the author's insistence that he never bought into the philosophies of the people he profiled but rather aimed "to understand who they were beyond the image they want us to think they were." He succeeds with meteoric personalities, like Eminem and Al Sharpton, and with people like junior-tennis phenom and eventual professional bust Al Parker Jr. Toure has a knack for putting his subjects at ease, and he blends their intriguing candor with apt observations on the nature of their careers. He describes his own place in events without overshadowing the story itself. He's just interested in bringing us along for the ride, even if that means sitting shotgun while DMX pulls a full-speed 180 in a Cadillac Escalade on Sunset Boulevard. (Mar.) Copyright 2006 Reed Business Information.

Table of Contents

1I'm Audi
It was a wonderful world (Biggie Smalls)15
2Sensitive thugs
The family man (Eminem)21
The life of a hunted man (50 Cent)34
DMX drives crazy, but he loves you44
I'm scared to death, but I gotta live (Biggie Smalls)54
The toughest record exec ever (Dick Griffey)59
3Big Willies
Best rapper alive (Puff Daddy)75
Hiphop's biggest kid grows up (Russell Simmons)80
The power of radio (Andre Harrell)93
Al Sharpton has a dream96
Ships passing in the night (Barack Obama and Colin Powell)111
4Icaruses
Invincible man (Tupac)117
The Ivy League counterfeiter (Cliff Evans)125
The greatest tennis player you've never heard of (Al Parker, Jr.)136
Inherit the wind (Dale Earnhardt, Jr.)150
The mystery of Lauryn Hill160
5Almost famous
A woman possessed (Beyonce)173
The next queen of soul (Alicia Keys)183
Lauryn in love (Lauryn Hill)195
D'Angelo is holding your hand206
Kurt is my copilot (Dale Earnhardt, Jr.)216
6Get up, get out, and get involved
Jay-Z has got guts233
Do you like my Jesus piece (Kanye West)241
You can call him Prince248
Wynton Marsalis wants to kick your ass270
Just Jen (Jennifer Capriati)283
7Microphone fiend
"Crack is responsible for hiphop" (Ahmir Thompson, aka ?uestlove)297
8Strange fruit
Condoleeza Rice is a house Negro317
Show me the money (Michael Jordan)321
The five-mic personality, or why I hate Mary J. Blige325
9Somehow, there's love in the hiphop nation
I live in the hiphop nation333
Love your Niggas339
Are gay rappers too real for hiphop? (Caushun)345
Hiphop familigia (Junior M.A.F.I.A. and the Wu-Tang Clan)350
No drinks in '96! (Funkmaster Flex)355
10Boys will be boys
Trainspotting361
Night moves364
Bling-bling makes the dictionary!366
An invitation to carnal Russian roulette or memoirs of a sexual desperado368
11Who do you think you are?
What's inside you, brother?377
A funky fresh talented tenth386
The blackest tennis club in the world389
12I can't take it
At Jam Master Jay's funeral401

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