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Celia Rivenbark is the author of the award-winning bestsellers Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank, We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp.  She lives in Wilmington, North Carolina.  Visit www.celiarivenbark.com.

From the author of the bestsellers We’re Just Like You and Only Prettier comes a collection of essays so funny, you’ll shoot co’cola out of your nose.