Yinglish: Yiddish and English Combined for Those Occasions When One Language Isn't Enough »

Sasha Kltoz was born in Brooklyn, New York. He is the author of the books Cheeses of Nazareth, a scholarly study of dairy products in the New Testament, and Start Worrying, Details to Follow: The Best Jewish Telegrams. He lives in New Jersey, which you should only know how much it costs.

Yiddish and English words schmushed together?

WHO KNEW you needed such a book?

Presenting.the world's first "Yinglish" dictionary, packed with brand-new made-up words to thrill and delight Jews and Goyim alike. Even if you're barely "Yiderate," you can instantly boost your "Jew-cabulary" with useful Yinglish terms such as:

DEJA NU, n. A sense that you've seen the same questioning look on your mother's face, but not knowing exactly when.

BIALYSTUCK, adj. Why toasters are for bread only.

JEW JITSU, n. A form of self defense based on talking one's way out of a tight spot.

Plus: Create your own Yinglish words. How to Yiddify everyday conversations. And a pop quiz to test your cultural Yideracy. You could maybe ask for more?