Whoever Stole My Xmas Decorations May You Rot In H*!! »

This book is a short episodic commentary about Christmas as it was and what it has become. It covers the discovery of Mom and Dad as Santa and the ridiculousness of putting up mountains of decorations on our homes to mask the actual general lack of true Christmas Spirit.

Dean Bushala of the Discovery Channel described Who Ever Stole Our Christmas Decorations May you Rot In H*!! as "the perfect blend of outrageous comedy and sentimental memories about the grandest of American Holidays."

We can all remember that long ago time in our lives when we couldn't wait for Christmas to come. Read for yourself why Who Ever Stole Our Christmas Decorations May you Rot In H*!! to embark on Michael Wollner's ironic sleigh-ride to Grandma's house.