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Dedalus Wildroot, AKA Chief Tit - Leader of the Red Ball People, lives in Northern California near the city-state of Berklunacy with his wife Deborah Evans. He holds a Master's degree in Business Management and has undergraduate degrees in Mathematics and Philosophy from the University of California at Santa Cruz , where he was a Regent's scholar. In addition to writing block-buster novels, he heads a consulting business specializing in financial products. His USGA index is 12, while his index computed in accordance with the method adopted by the Red Ball People is 8.

Tag along with Chief Tit and the Red Ball People as they interpret the game of golf. The USGA rules of golf are merely suggestions to Chief Tit and his hapless tribe, subject to amendment based on, among other things, Einstein's theory of relativity and pro-Socratic philosophy. Follow Chief Tit's guidelines and you too can consistently break 80 while maintaining the betting advantages of a 16 handicap.