What You Don't Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz »

Phil Witte is a humorist, freelance writer and author of "What You Don't Know About Turning 50." He's also a lawyer and lives in San Francisco, CA.

What You Don't Know About Turning 60 is a hilarious pop quiz to ease the pain of a 60th birthday. This charming humor book provides entertainment for over-the-hill birthday parties and is fun to read when the party's over and reality sets in.

Sample jokes include:

- Q: What's a senior screwdriver? A: Orange Juice and Metamucil.

- Q: What do the following words bring to mind: "free refills?" A: If you said coffee, you're probably under 60. If you said a good prescription drug plan, you're probably 60 or older.