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Authors: Melissa Jarvis
ISBN-13: 9780966674842, ISBN-10: 0966674847
Format: Paperback
Publisher: Plexus Publishing, Inc.
Date Published: September 2004
Edition: (Non-applicable)
Melissa Jarvis is the author of the weekly column "Family Album", which appears in the southern New Jersey newspaper the Courier-Post and is shared with other Gannett Co., Inc. papers nationwide. She lives in Laurel Springs, New Jersey.
A hilarious look at American motherhood for a new generation of harried moms.
Acknowledgments | ix | |
Introduction: Out on a Limb | xiii | |
Chapter 1 | Does the Stay-at-Home Mommy Want a Wittle Awwowance? | 1 |
Chapter 2 | Rich Is | 7 |
Chapter 3 | The Pick-Up Line from Hell | 11 |
Chapter 4 | Lucky Us | 19 |
Chapter 5 | Love and Periodontal Disease | 25 |
Chapter 6 | I Am a Second Grade Loser | 33 |
Chapter 7 | According to the Experts, Buying 20 Copies of This Book Will Make You Live Longer (I Swear!) | 41 |
Chapter 8 | I Am a Girl Scout Poseur | 47 |
Chapter 9 | The Sounds of Silence | 57 |
Chapter 10 | Plantains and Automobiles | 65 |
Chapter 11 | Chattanooga Momma and Her Little Frank Perdue | 71 |
Chapter 12 | How Do They Stick Teflon on Nonstick Pans? | 77 |
Chapter 13 | The Cadillac of Coaches | 85 |
Chapter 14 | Dr. Doom | 93 |
Chapter 15 | Hidden Cost #492 of Raising Children: Bribery | 97 |
Chapter 16 | It's a Sickness | 107 |
Chapter 17 | The Circus, er, Circle of Life | 117 |
Chapter 18 | Can You Still Give a Kid a Time-Out if He's Taller Than You and Carries a Gun? | 129 |
Chapter 19 | Steal My Identity, Slap My Face, and Make Off with My Husband--Please! | 137 |
Chapter 20 | Boy Feet | 145 |
Chapter 21 | I May Not Remember Your Name, but I Know I Gave Birth to You | 149 |
Chapter 22 | Open Season on Glue Gun Users | 157 |
Chapter 23 | A.K.A. Julie McCoy, Cruise Director Extraordinaire | 167 |
Chapter 24 | It's All Good | 173 |
About the Author | 181 |