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The Woman's Book of Divorce: 101 Ways to Make Him Suffer Forever and Ever »

Authors: Christine Gallagher
ISBN-13: 9780806521596, ISBN-10: 0806521597
Format: Paperback
Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corporation
Date Published: June 2001
Edition: (Non-applicable)

Author Biography: Christine Gallagher

Book Synopsis

Packed with ways to make the deserving jokers suffer after the pain of a divorce, this collection of 101 stories -- some real, some imagined -- of creative postmarital revenge will keep readers in stitches. The Woman's Book of Divorce provides tips, from the wild to the mildly illegal, for getting even with an ex, all the while encouraging laughter to help heal the grief, anger, and depression of divorce.

	Divorce: "I Thee Fled"	15
	Choosing Your Weapon	19
Level 1	A Pie in His Face
1.	Wedding Pictures	23
2.	Divorce Announcements	24
3.	Funny Mail	26
4.	Postdivorce Valentines	27
5.	Head Tossing	28
6.	Lost in Vegas	30
7.	Hasta La Vista, Baby!	31
8.	"Drop Dead!"	32
9.	Giving Him the Finger	33
10.	Ring-Smashing Ceremonies	34
11.	Cashing In	35
12.	Down the Toilet	36
13.	Rings to Studs	37
14.	Nose Rings	38
15.	The Ring's Funeral	39
16.	Cemetery Plots	41
17.	Cat Lover	42
18.	The Cat's Revenge	43
19.	Flatus 101	45
Level 2	Buckshot in His Rear End
20.	Something Fishy	49
21.	The Great Outdoors	51
22.	Hot Pants	53
23.	Bowling Nuptials	54
24.	Car Fondue	56
25.	Mr. Noodles	57
26.	And the Winner Is ...	58
27.	So Near, Yet So Far	59
28.	Drive Him Crazy	60
29.	The Vacuum Cleaner	62
30.	Polly Wants a Cracker	63
31.	A Syrupy Gesture	64
32.	Parting Gifts	65
33.	Creative Landscaping	66
34.	Pig Love	67
35.	Voodoo	68
36.	Cyber-Dumped	69
Level 3	Cannonballs
37.	Mightier Than the Sword	73
38.	An Apple for the Teacher	74
39.	Pat's Revenge	76
40.	The Workaholic	78
41.	The Mark of the Beast	79
42.	Old Wounds	80
43.	The Touchdown	82
44.	The Chocaholic	84
45.	A Commemorative Gift	86
46.	The Rubber-Hose Special	87
47.	This Little Piggy	88
48.	"Delete" Him	89
49.	Dear John	90
50.	Fish in His Hubcaps	91
51.	Slugs and Snails ...	93
52.	Norm	94
53.	Obsessive-Compulsive	96
54.	Dog Eat Dog	98
55.	Spy Games	100
Level 4	Bombs
56.	Bull's-Eye	105
57.	The Flying Mannequin	107
58.	Rambo	109
59.	Hide the Gerbil	111
60.	Every Picture Tells a Story	113
61.	Cyber-Cheat	115
62.	"Dead" Marriages	116
63.	Love in the Afternoon	118
64.	Revenge-O-Gram	119
65.	Exploding Bathrooms	120
66.	More Plumbing Revenge	121
67.	Even More Plumbing Revenge	122
68.	Chimp Paternity Tests	123
69.	Die-Vorce	124
70.	Public Shaming	125
71.	Let Sleeping Dogs Lie	126
72.	Daddy Dearest	128
73.	Afternoon Delights	130
74.	Home-wreckers	131
75.	Car Fleas	132
76.	The Turkey's Neck	133
Level 5	Germ Warfare
77.	Public Exposure	137
78.	A Fun Way to Break the News	139
79.	Voices in the Sky	140
80.	The Hung Jury	141
81.	Is That a Gun in Your Pocket?	143
82.	Always Wear Latex	145
83.	Mud in His Eye	146
84.	Poison	147
85.	Let There Be Light	148
86.	Rats!	149
87.	The Surprise Party	150
88.	Dead Pets	152
89.	The Shoplifter	153
90.	The Joys of Spanking	155
91.	Let's Be Friends	156
92.	Fungi Revenge	157
93.	Moldy Relationships	159
94.	Mindfookers	161
95.	Golfing Fun	163
96.	Don't Clinton Me	164
Level 6	Nuclear War
97.	Old Dogs, Old Tricks	169
98.	The Weenie Roast	171
99.	Little Red Corvette	174
100.	Leave It to Beaver	176
101.	The Pearly Gates	179
	Your Fabulous New Life	181
Appendix	A Consumer Guide to Divorce Products and Services	183

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