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Authors: Bart King
ISBN-13: 9781586853334, ISBN-10: 1586853333
Format: Paperback
Publisher: Smith, Gibbs Publisher
Date Published: July 2004
Edition: (Non-applicable)

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Author Biography: Bart King

Bart King is the author of The Big Book of Boy Stuff, The Big Book of Girl Stuff and The Pocket Guide to Mischief. A longtime middle school teacher, Bart lives in Portland, Oregon, where he invents new sock designs and plays in a kazoo jazz quartet.

Book Synopsis

There's this boy. Let's say he's somewhere between nine and thirteen years old or so. You'd like to see this kid get creative. You'd like to see him get some exercise. You'd like to see him get out from in front of the television. And you'd love for him to be motivated enough to find some stuff to do on his own. This boy NEEDS The Big Book of Boy Stuff!

The Big Book of Boy Stuff has all the important information that boys just have to know. Collected here for the first time in one place, it holds the answers to these timeless questions:
What do I do if I get a bean stuck up my nose?
How can I make lightning without killing myself?
Where can I find new practical jokes to play on my friends and family?
How can I make a rocket?
What is the best way to poop outside?
How do I tell a girl I like her?
Why would I tell a girl I like her?
How many mosquitoes does it take to suck all the blood out of a person?
What's that smell?
. . . and many, many more!

This big, thick, durable book includes fascinating chapters on gross stuff, magic, emergencies, fireworks, games, experiments, jokes, activities, insults, pets, flying things, and, of course, duct tape. No boyhood is complete without a copy!

Author Bio:The veteran of many water-balloon wars, Bart King has twice won the prized "Arrested Development" award from the New York Society of Amateur Psychologists. He has been a middle-school teacher for the past fifteen years. This is his first book, unless you count that other one he wrote. Bart has interviewed hundreds of the country's wisest guys and smartest alecks for the incredible material in The Big Book of Boy Stuff. Bart invites you to visit this book's website at: www.bigbookofboystuff.com.

Statesman Journal

Hilarious, disgusting... It's fast, often rude, very funny and features great illustrations... Adults are liable to appreciate this book every bit as much as typical 'boys.

Table of Contents

Adult IntroductionXI
Boy IntroductionXII
Activities!1
Dogs and Others!16
Dumb Directions on Products!25
Emergencies!28
Experiments!33
Fireworks and Explosions!48
Flying Things!57
Fun in the Outdoors!71
Gadgets, Tools, and Toys!82
Indoor Games!90
Outdoor Games!103
Girls, Bullies, and Parties!116
Gross Stuff!122
Halloween: Oct. 31st144
Holidays!147
Insults!153
Jokes!158
Juggling and Yo-Yos!169
Magic!178
Making Faces! Making Sounds!193
Man Food for Manhood!201
Practical Jokes!220
Rhetorical Questions!233
Riddles!236
Slang!246
Storytelling!251
Tongue Twisters Rule!261
Video Games!263
Weapons!264
Famous Last Words!276
Recommended Reading!278
Bibliography288

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