Authors: Howard G. Baetzhold (Editor), Joseph B. Mccullough
ISBN-13: 9780684824390, ISBN-10: 0684824396
Format: Paperback
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Adult Publishing Group
Date Published: December 1996
Edition: (Non-applicable)
In this brilliant and hilarious compilation of essays, letters, diaries, and excerpts - some never before published - Mark Twain takes on Heaven and Hell, sinners and saints and showcases his own unique approach to the Holy Scriptures including Adam and Eve's divergent accounts of their domestic troubles, Satan's take on our concept of the afterlife, Methuselah's discussion of an ancient version of baseball, and advice on how to dress and tip properly in heaven. Behind the humor of these pieces, readers will see Twain's serious thoughts on the relationship between God and man, biblical inconsistencies, Darwinism, science, and the impact of technology on religious beliefs. The Bible According to Mark Twain is vintage Twain and is sure to surprise, delight, and perhaps shock modern readers.
Brings together 15 works that reveal Twain's lifelong attempts to deal--both humorously and seriously--with traditional religious concepts. The introduction to each selection tells when and how Twain came to write and publish--or fail to publish or to finish--the piece. All of the works have been newly edited from the manuscripts, where available. The endnotes provide valuable supplementary information. No index. Annotation c. Book News, Inc., Portland, OR (booknews.com)
Preface | ||
Abbreviations | ||
Introduction | ||
A Note on the Texts | ||
Extracts from Adam's Diary | 3 | |
Eve's Diary | 17 | |
Autobiography of Eve and Diaries Antedating the Flood | 35 | |
Documents Related to "Diaries Antedating the Flood" | 85 | |
Two Additional Pre-Deluge Diarists | 91 | |
Passages from Methuselah's Diary | 97 | |
Passages from Shem's Diary | 107 | |
Adam's Expulsion | 111 | |
Adam's Soliloquy | 117 | |
Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven | 129 | |
Captain Simon Wheeler's Dream Visit to Heaven | 189 | |
A Singular Episode: The Reception of Rev. Sam Jones in Heaven | 195 | |
Mental Telegraphy? | 203 | |
Etiquette for the Afterlife: Advice to Paine | 207 | |
Letters from the Earth | 213 | |
App. 1 | Original Continuation of "Autobiography of Eve" | 263 |
App. 2 | Planning Notes for "Autobiography of Eve" | 275 |
App. 3 | "Extracts from Adam's Diary" from the Original Niagara Book Version | 278 |
App. 4 | Planning Notes for Methuselah's Diary | 287 |
App. 5 | Passages from "Stormfield" Preserved in the Manuscript but Deleted from Typescript or Proof | 299 |
App. 6 | Discussion of the Fall from "Schoolhouse Hill" | 306 |
App. 7 | God of the Bible vs. God of the Present Day (1870s) | 313 |
App. 8 | Selected Passages on God and the Bible from Autobiographical Dictations of June 1906 | 318 |
Notes | 333 | |
Works Cited | 381 |