Authors: Neal Pollack
ISBN-13: 9780061727696, ISBN-10: 0061727695
Format: Paperback
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
Date Published: August 2010
Edition: (Non-applicable)
Neal Pollack is the author of the bestselling memoir Alternadad and several books of satirical fiction, including The Neal Pollack Anthology of American Literature and the rock novel Never Mind the Pollacks. He lives in Los Angeles with his wife and son.
The hilarious true account of an overweight, balding, skeptical guy's unexpected transformation into a healthy, blissful yoga fiend.
Neal Pollack was out of shape. The hair on his head was thinning and the hair on his face was pretentioustraits a New York Times critic gleefully pointed out while panning his second book. Combined with the predestined failure of his punk rock band, it was almost too much for Pollack to bear. He was willing to try anything to get his life back on track . . . even yoga.
While struggling to master difficult poses without kicking other yogis in the face, Pollack actually, remarkably, began to feel better, both in body and mind. Soon he found himself immersed in the "weird and circuslike" world of yoga. He participated in a 24-hour yogathon, attended yoga conferences and Asian retreats, went to yoga rock shows, started getting regular assignments for Yoga Journal magazine, and, finally, began teaching yoga classes himself.
Stretch mercilessly lampoons the bizarre, omnipresent culture of yoga, but it's also a story of profound personal transformation. Pollack started off mocking yoga. Now he's become one of its most enthusiastic proponents.
Acknowledgments viii
Introduction: How Did I Arrive at This Ridiculous Place? x
Part I Find a Comfortable Seat
1 Yet Another Doughy, 35ish White Man 3
2 Smoothly, and with Ease 20
3 The Crystalline Center of the Hard Core 38
4 A Different Kind of Fun 56
5 Yogathon 73
6 Too Many Tibetans 83
Part II Rise Out of the Bayou of Your Pelvis
7 Somebody Seva Me 94
8 Have Mat, Will Travel 115
9 On the Cover of Yoga Journal 140
10 Bikram Begins 172
Part III The Wind Blowing Around Inside of an Idiot
11 Pack Your Bag, I Don't Need the Ag 190
12 Karma, Aligned 208
13 A Great Opportunity to Do Nothing 225
14 A True Quality Journey 237
15 At the Feet of the Dude-Ji 252
16 Ill (Not in a Good Way) 292
17 Club Sutra 304