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Book cover image of Pregnancy Sucks: What to Do When Your Miracle Makes You Miserable by Joanne Kimes

Authors: Joanne Kimes, Sanford A. Tisherman
ISBN-13: 9781580629348, ISBN-10: 1580629342
Format: Paperback
Publisher: Adams Media Corporation
Date Published: October 2003
Edition: (Non-applicable)

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Author Biography: Joanne Kimes

Book Synopsis

Pregnancy Sucks, by Joanne Kimes and Sanford A. Tisherman, M.D., gives you real solutions to all the annoying and somewhat awkward situations that can unexpectedly arise during your pregnancy. Full of insight, hilarity, and practical solutions on every page, Pregnancy Sucksshows how, through it all, you can survive-with your health, dignity, and sanity intact!

Joanne Kimes has written for a number of children's and comedy television shows. A resident of Studio City, CA, she has one daughter.

Sanford A. Tisherman, M.D., has been a practicing OB/GYN since 1966. He is the Senior Attending Physician at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and serves as Associate Clinical Professor of Obstetrics and Gynecology at UCLA. He lives in Los Angeles.

Library Journal

As the title indicates, Kimes wanted a child, but she did not enjoy pregnancy. Using the month-by-month format common to pregnancy books, she emphasizes the discomforts associated with impending motherhood rather than fetal development and newborn care. Morning sickness, gas, mood swings, and back pain are among the "joys" awaiting pregnant women. The author offers a few hints for dealing with these along with advice about choosing a physician: find one with good magazines in the waiting room and a liberal attitude about using medications. She does provide a resource list that is current. Women will learn more and get better advice from two classics: Heidi Murkoff and others' What To Expect When You're Expecting or Dr. Miriam Stoppard's Conception, Pregnancy, and Birth. This is an optional purchase unless your collection needs a book about whining.-Barbara M. Bibel, Oakland P.L. Copyright 2003 Reed Business Information.

Table of Contents

Acknowledgmentsxiii
Introduction: A Book Is Bornxv
Chapter 1The First Month1
Choosing an O.B.2
The No-No List5
Sore Boobs8
Morning, Noon, and Night Sickness10
Gas!16
Resentment Toward Your Hubby17
Tests, Tests, and More Tests19
Dreams and Other Nightmares21
To Tell or Not to Tell22
Pregnancy Math25
How to Eat for Two27
Chapter 2The Second Month29
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman with Child30
Your Superhero Nose32
Pregnancy Junkie33
Spotting35
I Need to Lie Down37
Oh My Achin' Head37
"Urine" for Fun39
Miscarriage40
Sex During the First Trimester43
Chapter 3The Third Month45
I Can't Breathe!46
Is My Baby Okay in There?48
Here I Grow Again49
A New Wardrobe51
The Name Game53
Your Newfound Celebrity56
Drooling57
My Bloody Nose58
Beware of Your Nipples60
Chapter 4The Fourth Month63
Hyperemesis64
Sex During the Second Trimester66
The Ultrasound68
I'm Scared!71
Vaginal Discharge73
Toilet Troubles75
Bloody Gums77
Genetic Testing78
Boy or Girl?80
Chapter 5The Fifth Month83
Pains Under Your Uterus84
Your Cheesy Belly86
You're So Vein88
Who Asked You?90
Third Nipples and Other Gross Things92
That's a Hormone of a Different Color94
Backaches96
Sciatica97
Chapter 6The Sixth Month101
Dark Back Hair and Other Icky Things102
Leg Cramps104
Belly Touching105
An Itchy Stomach106
Incompetent Cervix107
What, Me Exercise?108
Oops, There She Goes!110
Pains in the Tucchus114
Chapter 7The Seventh Month117
Swelling Ain't Swell118
Temporary Insanity120
Sex During the Third Trimester121
Toxemia: The Pressure Is On123
Third-Trimester Bleeding125
Braxton Hicks128
I Can't Sleep129
Gestational Diabetes131
Bed Rest133
Chapter 8The Eighth Month137
Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot138
Yeast Infections140
Stretched to Extremes141
Heartburn143
"Urine" For Even More Fun145
Incontinence: A Condition That's Sure to Piss You Off146
Numb and Number149
Stop That Kicking!150
How the Hell Is This Thing Coming Out?152
Don't Breech to Me155
Chapter 9The Ninth Month157
Baby Shower 101158
Nesting Instinct164
Lamaze Class166
Nursing Bras169
Decorating the Baby's Room171
Taking a Tour of the Hospital173
Am I in Labor?175
False Labor177
How to Start Labor178
Chapter 10Let the Bloody Show Begin183
Inducing185
"Lookie Loos"188
How to Breathe Through a Contraction190
Gimme Drugs193
How to Push with a Passion196
Episiotomy: Let 'er Rip199
The "C" Word200
Bonding202
What to Do When Nature Calls203
Lochia: Who Knew?207
Got Milk?208
Chapter 11Home, Bittersweet Home211
Baby Blues213
How to Deal with Visitors215
Better Sleep for You and Your Baby218
Baby Hygiene219
Sex after the Last Trimester221
Sleep Deprivation224
Muscle Soreness227
Reconcilable Differences229
How to Deal with a Crying Baby231
The Basics233
About the Third Month235
AppendixResources List237
Index249

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