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Never Sniff A Gift Fish » (REV)

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Authors: Patrick F. McManus
ISBN-13: 9780805000313, ISBN-10: 0805000313
Format: Paperback
Publisher: Holt, Henry & Company, Inc.
Date Published: September 1984
Edition: REV

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Author Biography: Patrick F. McManus

Patrick F. McManus is a renowned outdoor writer, humorist, and longtime columnist for Outdoor Life and Field & Stream. His most recent books are the Sheriff Bo Tully mysteries Avalanche and The Blight Way. He is the author of many other books, including such runaway New York Times bestsellers as The Grasshopper Trap, The Night the Bear Ate Goombaw, and Real Ponies Don't Go Oink! He lives in Spokane, Washington.

Book Synopsis

More humerous observations and insights into the agonies and ecstacies of hunting, fishing, and camping by the author of They Shoot Canoes, Don't They?and other celebrations of life in the wild.

Table of Contents

Blowing Smoke1
Poof-No Eyebrows!10
I Fish; Therefore, I Am20
Running on Empty26
The Cat and the Cat Burglar33
Salami on Rye and Hold the Wild Gobo41
Two-Man-Tent Fever49
Fish Poles, and Other Useful Terminology56
The Man Who Notices Things64
The Elk Trappers73
The Short Happy Life of Francis Cucumber83
The Arkansas Prank Hound91
Well, Excuuuuse Me!98
The Mountain Car103
The Christmas Hatchet114
The Night Grandma Shot Shorty121
The Kindest Cut of All126
The Bush Pilots135
Share and Share Alike144
Never Sniff a Gift Fish151
Backseats I Have Known159
Edgy Rider166
Strange Scenes and Eerie Events178
The Hunters' Workout Guide184
Temporary Measures191
The Fibricators196
The Family Camper's Dictionary203
The Big Match210

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