Authors: Addie Johnson
ISBN-13: 9781573243131, ISBN-10: 1573243132
Format: Paperback
Publisher: Red Wheel/Weiser
Date Published: May 2007
Edition: (Non-applicable)
Of primary importance: Fake, don't flake. If you're not going to show up anywhere-work, school, family parties-for any reason-have a good excuse at hand. Note bene (which is Latin for "pay attention people"): Bad excuses, or worse, no excuse at all, hurt the feelings of those you love and are otherwise beholden to. Step up to the plate, take a few practice runs at the Excuse Clinics, and you'll be able to explain just about gosh darn anything. "Excuses-Moi, s'il vous plait" is where to look when you're caught wearing a halter top to a black tie event. Or don't want to pick up the tab. The French have a word for everything.
Learn the art, of "I'd love to but..."-the art of articulating just why you can't do most anything you don't want to-in any language. Demonstrate your incompetence. Show up half an hour late for a dinner party, with half the ingredients for the hors d'oeuvres your host requested. And what they say is true: "All's Fair in Love" includes some pretty outrageous reasons for not calling, going on a second date, or showing up at the altar. So embrace your inner escape artist and weasel out of the confines of daily drudgery. Go ahead, pick up the dry cleaning, and then put it back down. It's heavy, sheesh!