Authors: Al Franken, Al Franken
ISBN-13: 9780452285217, ISBN-10: 0452285216
Format: Paperback
Publisher: Penguin Group (USA) Incorporated
Date Published: July 2004
Edition: Reprint
Al Franken s comedy is a unique blend of outright silliness and scathingly intelligent political satire. Often thriving on controversy, Franken began his stand-up career while in high school and has been entertaining fans from the television studio, the big screen, or the pages of his books ever since.
Al Franken, one of our “savviest satirists” (People), has been studying the rhetoric of the Right. He has listened to their cries of “slander,” “bias,” and even “treason.” He has examined the Bush administration's policies of squandering our surplus, ravaging the environment, and alienating the rest of the world. He's even watched Fox News. A lot.
And, in this fair and balanced report, Al bravely and candidly exposes them all for what they are: liars. Lying, lying liars. Al destroys the liberal media bias myth by doing what his targets seem incapable of: getting his facts straight. Using the Right's own words against them, he takes on the pundits, the politicians, and the issues, in the most talked about book of the year.
Timely, provocative, unfailingly honest, and always funny, Lies sticks it to the most right-wing administration in memory, and to the right-wing media hacks who do its bidding.
Note to Bill O'Reilly, the de facto publicist for Lies thanks to Fox News's hapless efforts to block its publication: Never say "Never said it" or "You can't find a transcript where I said it" when a man with 14 researchers is on your trail. In a book that baits its targets with varying degrees of success, Mr. Franken makes a bull's-eye out of Mr. O'Reilly. First the prize: he shows how Mr. O'Reilly's erroneous claim that he won a Peabody Award evolved into even bigger fibs once it was challenged. Janet Maslin
A Note from the Author | ||
Introduction | ||
1 | Hummus | 1 |
2 | Ann Coulter: Nutcase | 5 |
3 | You Know Who I Don't Like? Ann Coulter | 17 |
4 | Liberals Who Hate America | 21 |
5 | Loving America the Al Franken Way | 24 |
6 | I Bitch-Slap Bernie Goldberg | 28 |
7 | The 2000 Presidential Election: How It Disproved the Hypothetical Liberal Media Paradigm Matrix | 37 |
8 | Conclusion: A Lesson Learned | 51 |
9 | Five Get-Rich-Quick Tips the Wall Street Fat Cats Don't Want You to Know | 52 |
10 | Chapter for American Book by Kharap Juta | 56 |
11 | I'm Funnier than Kharap Juta | 57 |
12 | The Chapter on Fox | 58 |
13 | Bill O'Reilly: Lying, Splotchy Bully | 65 |
14 | Hannity and Colmes | 83 |
15 | The Blame-America's-Ex-President-First Crowd | 104 |
16 | Operation Ignore | 115 |
17 | Our National Dialogue on Terrorism | 123 |
18 | Humor in Uniform | 124 |
19 | Who Created the Tone? | 132 |
20 | Did the Tone Change? | 142 |
21 | Why Did Anyone Think It Would Change? | 143 |
22 | I Grow Discouraged About the Tone | 152 |
23 | I'm Prudenized | 165 |
24 | Paul Gigot Is Unable to Defend an Incredibly Stupid Wall Street Journal Editorial | 170 |
25 | "This Was Not a Memorial to Paul Wellstone": A Case Study in Right-Wing Lies | 177 |
26 | I Attend the White House Correspondents Dinner and Annoy Karl Rove, Richard Perle, Paul Wolfowitz, and the Entire Fox News Team | 206 |
27 | The Lying Years | 217 |
28 | Bush Can't Lose With Clinton's Military | 220 |
29 | Operation Chickenhawk: Episode One | 226 |
30 | Fun with Racism | 252 |
31 | I'm a Bad Liar | 261 |
32 | Thank God for Jerry Falwell | 277 |
33 | Abstinence Heroes | 283 |
34 | Abstinence Heroes II | 287 |
35 | "By Far the Vast Majority of My Tax Cuts Go to Those at the Bottom" | 288 |
36 | The Waitress and the Lawyer: A One-Act Play | 304 |
37 | The Gospel of Supply Side Jesus | 313 |
38 | I Challenge Rich Lowry to a Fight | 324 |
39 | Vast Lagoons of Pig Feces: The Bush Environmental Record | 328 |
40 | I Meet Former First Lady Barbara Bush and It Doesn't Go Well | 336 |
41 | My Personal Search for Weapons of Mass Destruction | 342 |
42 | The No Child Left Behind Standardized Test | 349 |
43 | What Is a Lie? | 352 |
Sources and Notes | 355 | |
Meet TeamFranken | 369 | |
Acknowledgments | 373 | |
Endnotes | 379 |