Authors: John Lennon, Yoko Ono
ISBN-13: 9780684868073, ISBN-10: 0684868075
Format: Hardcover
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Adult Publishing Group
Date Published: October 2000
Edition: Classic Edition
I was bored on the 9th of Octover 1940 when, I believe, the Nasties were still booming us led by Madolf Heatlump (who only had one). Anyway they didn't get me. I attended to varicous schools in Liddypol. And still didn't pass -- much to my Aunties supplies. As a member of the most publified Beatles my (P, G, and R's) records might seem funnier to some of you than this book, but as far as I'm conceived this correction of short writty is the most wonderfoul larf I've every ready.
God help and breed you all.
Introduction
Partly Dave
No Flies on Frank
Good Dog Nigel
At the Denis
The Fat Growth on Eric Hearble
The Wrestling Dog
Randolf's Party
The Famous Five through Woenow Abbey
Sad Michael
I Wandered
A Letter
Scene three Act one
Treasure Ivan
All Abord Speeching
The Fingletoad Resort of Teddiviscious
Alec Speaking
Liddypool
You Might Well Arsk
Nicely Nicely Clive
Neville Club The Moldy Moldy Man
*On Safairy with Whide Hunter
I Sat Belonely Henry and Harry Deaf Ted, Danoota, (and me)
A Suprise for Little Bobby
Halbut Returb
Unhappy Frank
On this Churly Morn
Victor Triumphs Again and Mrs. Weatherby Learns a Lesson
I Remember Arnold
*Written in conjugal with Paul.