How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will) »

Introduction . . . . . 1
 
Part 1 Assess
            1. Are You at Risk? . . . . . 7
            2. Suspicious Activity . . . . . 11
            3. Recognizing Communication . . . . . 21
 
Part 2 Protect
            4. Passive Fortification—Area Denial . . . . . 31
            5. Gnomeproofing Your Exterior—Access Denial . . . . . 39
            6. Gnomeproofing Your Interior—Internal Defense . . . . . 47
 
Part 3 Defend
            7. Ten Tips That Could Save Your Life . . . . . 59
            8. Their Arsenal . . . . . 67
            9. Your Arsenal . . . . . 73
 
Part 4 Apply
            10. Mortal Combat . . . . . 87
            11. Gnome Roam No More . . . . . 95
 
Acknowledgments . . . . . 106