F U Haiku: Pissed-Off Poetry for Every Occasion »

Beth Quinlan has worked in publishing for fifteen years, which has supplied her with ample fodder to write about effed-up scenarios. Having commuted at one point about 1,000 miles a week for a year, she's especially versed in the 'On the Road' variety of flip-offs. A curmudgeon at heart, she believes in the cathartic nature of a well-timed F U.

Perry Taylor is a veteran writer and editor who writes F U haikus to hex bad drivers, bad bosses, and bad exes, not necessarily in that order.

Enough already. The Mary Sunshine act has got to go. The economy sucks, unemployment has reached an all-time high, and the ozone is beyond repair. But when all feels futile, there's this hilarious compilation of 200-plus rants that give you permission to ditch the rose-colored glasses and have a satisfying laugh at the expense of those who piss you off.

From spiteful sex and workplace BS to road rage and famous F Us, you-ll find humorous verbal bitch-slaps to any and all of life's most annoying and abusive moments.

Think of it as therapy, with an edge.