Authors: George W. Hooper, H. L. Stephens (Illustrator), Bert Hitchcock
ISBN-13: 9780817354121, ISBN-10: 0817354123
Format: Paperback
Publisher: University of Alabama Press
Date Published: January 2007
Edition: 2
Book Synopsis
This delightful divertissement is a lampoon of dueling culture set in southeastern Alabama, penned by a cousin of the better known humorist Johnson Jones Hooper. Interestingly George W. Hooper did not identify himself as the author, perhaps for fear that some enterprising duelist would decide he had been personally lampooned and take umbrage.
The main character is a figure familiar in outline to readers of John Gorman Barr, J. J. Hooper, Joseph G. Baldwin, and other practitioners of what is known as the humor of the Old Southwest. This tetchy blowhard is able to find a personal slight in every social circumstance of the most casual nature, to determine the only resolution that could preserve his personal honor is a duel, and then to find elaborate reasons why the affair d’honneur must be postponed indefinitely. The protagonist is accompanied by a Watson-like admirer of comparable wooden-headedness, who admiringly keeps track of all this punctilio—and constantly just barely avoids offending his patron at every turn.
The work ends with the provisions of the real “Code Duello,” which cede nothing to the fiction in sheer ridiculousness.
Table of Contents
Colonel Hurd Explains 9
Lightning Pursuit 11
Major Woodson meets Colonel Lofty 14
Hercules Diogenes Lofty, M. D.-His Figure, Dress and Bow 16
Major Woodson's First Note 19
Private Drilling for the Campaign 24
Major Woodson's Second Note successfully delivered 26
As to the Proceedings preceding the Preliminary Correspondence in an Affair of Honor 31
Colonel Lofty's Reply, his Whiskey and his Easy-Chair 38
An Unesplainable Insult. Another Duel on Tapis 46
The Midnight Duel 54
A Conflict between the Code of Honor and the Civil Code 62
Preparations for Departure 69
We start Down the River 76
Doctor King gives Comfort and obtains a Valuable Acquisition 79
At Eufaula 83
What Rumor said 86
It is demonstrated that Rumor cannot always be relied upon 88
Interviews between Doctor King and Colonel Lofty 91
A Drink of Claret, and what it led to 97
Neil's Landing 101
As to whether an Intermediate Note should be delivered 106
Doctor King searches for a Drink 111
Colonel Lofty'sOpinion of the Press 113
More about the Slide 119
The Intermediate Note Question 124
At Opelika 127
Colonel Lofty's Card 132
Colonel Lofty opens a Correspondence with Colonel Hurd 135
Colonel Lofty's Correspondence with Colonel Strong 140
Major Woodson selects a Second 144
Colonel Lofty writes to Colonel Hurd 149
Mr. Hardy meets Colonel Lofty 154
At the Ruby 165
Correspondence between Colonel Lofty and Colonel Hurd progresses 171
Correspondence between Colonel Lofty and Mr. Hardy 177
Colonel Hurd refuses to receive a Note from Colonel Lofty 181
Mr. Hardy, from his sick bed, continues to correspond with Colonel Lofty 184
A Masterly Manoeuvre 188
Comments of the Press 194
Colonel Lofty visits Opelika 200
Colonel Lofty visits Columbus.-Comments of the Press. - Report of the Night Police 207
Correspondence between Colonel Lofty and Colonel Hurd 215
Colonel Lofty proposes a Partnership 224
Postscript 231
Appendix
The American Code 235
Code of Dueling Established in France 250
The Irish Code 262
Certificates 268
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