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Do unto Others: 1000 Hilarious Ways to Screw with People's Heads »

Authors: Justin Heimberg, David Gomberg
ISBN-13: 9780312252915, ISBN-10: 0312252919
Format: Paperback
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
Date Published: July 2000
Edition: (Non-applicable)

Author Biography: Justin Heimberg

Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg are the esteemed authors of Would You Rather... and Would You Rather 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Book Synopsis

From the authors of Would You Rather, comes Do Unto Others, A Life's Little Instruction Book for those looking to add a little lunacy to their lives.With over 1,000 off-the-wall things to do in over 50 locations (churchs, shopping malls, public bathrooms, etc.), Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg have created a laugh-a-minute guide to disturbing and disgusting those around you.

Here are some sample suggestions:

Things to Do During a Job Interview

—Answer all questions in interpretive dance

—If they ask...

"So Where Are you From?"

You answer...

"I'm probably the creation of some insane wizard."

Fun Things to Do in a Mall

—At the bookstore, hang out in self-help section, hit on vulnerable women.

—Offer to pay for things in a) pennies b) acorns c) "tales of adventure"

From the outlandish to the absurd, Do Unto Others covers all the bases of how to make the most out of mundane situations.

	Introduction	xi
	27 Decidedly Demented Things to Do in a Mall	1
	5 Things to Do at McDonald's	5
	31 Unbelievably Unsettling Things to Do in a Job Interview	7
	12 Things to Do When You're the Boss	13
	32 Divinely Disturbing Things to Do to End a Relationship	15
	5 Things to Do When Meeting the In-Laws for the First Time	19
	24 Beautifully Blasphemous Things to Do in Church	21
	4 Irresistibly Irreverent Things to Do in Synagogue	25
	40 Endlessly Entertaining Things to Do in School	27
	8 Things to Do If You're the Teacher	35
	30 Splendidly Strange Things to Do in an Elevator	37
	5 Things to Do at the Department of Motor Vehicles	41
	46 Absolutely Asinine Things to Do in Places of Amusement	43
	25 Wonderfully Warped Things to Do at a Gym/Health Club	51
	10 Things to Do in a Public Bathroom	55
	28 Decidedly Disconcerting Things to Do to Freak Out a New Roommate	57
	42 Brilliantly Baffling Things to Do at the Office If You Just Don't Give a Crap Anymore	63
	Index of Occupational Absurdity	69
	31 Radically Rude Things to Do When Dealing With Annoying People	71
	34 Positively Peculiar Things to Do on a First Date	75
	18 Things to Do During Sex	81
	33 Beautifully Bizarre Things to Do on Special Occasions	85
	47 Lavishly Ludicrous Things to Do When Traveling	91
	23 More Unbelievably Unsettling Things to Do in a Job Interview	99
	24 Marvelously Miscellaneous Things to Do to Mess With People's Minds	103
	Acknowledgments/About the Authors	107

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