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Authors: Michael Korda, Success Research Cor, Research Cor Success
ISBN-13: 9781616811624, ISBN-10: 1616811625
Format: Paperback
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
Date Published: May 2002
Edition: Bargain

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Author Biography: Michael Korda

Michael Korda is the New York Times bestselling author of Charmed Lives, Ike, Country Matters, Ulysses S. Grant, and Journey to a Revolution. He is Editor in Chief Emeritus of Simon & Schuster, and he lives in Dutchess County, New York.

Book Synopsis

With his inimitable sense of humor and storytelling talent, New York Times bestselling author Michael Korda brings us this charming, hilarious, self-deprecating memoir of a city couple's new life in the country.

At once entertaining, canny, and moving, Country Matters does for Dutchess County, New York, what Under the Tuscan Sun did for Tuscany. This witty memoir, replete with Korda's own line drawings, reads like a novel, as it chronicles the author's transformation from city slicker to full-time country gentleman, complete with tractors, horses, and a leaking roof.

When he decides to take up residence in an eighteenth-century farmhouse in Dutchess County, ninety miles north of New York City, Korda discovers what country life is really like:

  • Owning pigs, more than owning horses, even more than owning the actual house, firmly anchored the Kordas as residents in the eyes of their Pleasant Valley neighbors.
  • You may own your land, but without concertina barbed wire, or the 82nd Airborne on patrol, it's impossible to keep people off it!
  • It's possible to line up major household repairs over a tuna melt sandwich.
  • And everyone in the area is fully aware that Michael "don't know shit about septics."

The locals are not particularly quick to accept these outsiders, and the couple's earliest interactions with their new neighbors provide constant entertainment, particularly when the Kordas discover that hunting season is a year-round event — right on their own land! From their closest neighbors, mostly dairy farmers, to their unforgettable caretaker Harold Roe — whose motto regarding the local flora is "Whack it all back! " — the residents of Pleasant Valley eventually come to realize that the Kordas are more than mere weekenders.

Sure to have readers in stitches, this is a book that has universal appeal for all who have ever dreamed of owning that perfect little place to escape to up in the country, or, more boldly, have done it.

Bill Blass

The New York population growth will certainly diminish after Michael Korda's new book appears in bookstores. But despite the love/hate transplanted New Yorkers feel for the countryside, after a short time love wins out. [Country Matters] will become a much loved American classic for everyone.

Table of Contents

The Six "Golden Rules" of Owning an Old Housexi
Chapter 1"He Don't Know Shit About Septics"1
Chapter 2Asleep at the Switch17
Chapter 3"Whack It All Back!"23
Chapter 4A Man's Home Is His Castle30
Chapter 5A Barn of One's Own47
Chapter 6"Them's Nice Pigs, Them Pigs"55
Chapter 7Lunch at Cady's79
Chapter 8Just Plain Folks93
Chapter 9Good Fences Make Good Neighbors111
Chapter 10Bats in the Belfry119
Chapter 11Where Every Prospect Pleases, and Only Man Is Vile131
Chapter 12One Left-handed Clevis, Please143
Chapter 13Nature Green of Tooth and Claw152
Chapter 14Manure164
Chapter 15The Wrong Deer172
Chapter 16The White Stuff182
Chapter 17Viva Zapata!194
Chapter 18The Acropolis202
Chapter 19"Do You Know Egg?"209
Chapter 20A Nice Cup of Tea217
Chapter 21"Make That a Dozen Barbarian Kremes"236
Chapter 22The Sporting Instinct247
Chapter 23Free Kittens!259
Chapter 24"Change and Decay ..."271
Chapter 25No Place Like Home286
Acknowledgments304

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