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Authors: David Sedaris (Editor), David Sedaris
ISBN-13: 9780743273947, ISBN-10: 074327394X
Format: Paperback
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Adult Publishing Group
Date Published: March 2005
Edition: (Non-applicable)

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Author Biography: David Sedaris

Starting with his deadpan, disarmingly funny pieces on NPR and continuing with his collections of short fiction and essays, David Sedaris is one of the best, sharpest humorists writing today. His quirky history and family are rich material, but he's also just as hilarious simply satirizing Christmas cards or mocking his own vices.

Book Synopsis

From the #1 bestselling author of Me Talk Pretty One Day and Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim comes a collection of the short stories David Sedaris loves most. Containing the work of both contemporary and classic writers, CHILDREN PLAYING BEFORE A STATUE OF HERCULES, edited and introduced by Sedaris, gives his legions of fans a glimpse at the writing he finds inspiring - and helps them discover the truth abut loneliness, hope, love, betrayal, and certain, but not all, monkeys.

David Sedaris fell in love with short stories while living in Odell, Oregon. Sedaris writes, "When apple-picking season ended, I got a job in a packing plant and gravitated toward short stories, which I could read during my break and reflect upon for the remainder of my shift. A good one would take me out of myself and stuff me back in, outsized, now, and uneasy with the fit." Featuring such notable writers as Alice Munro, Tobias Wolff, Lorrie Moore, and Joyce Carol Oates, readers will reconnect with classics, as well discover fantastic but lesser-known writers.

Included in CHILDREN PLAYING BEFORE A STATUE OF HERCULES are:
 Introduction by David Sedaris
 "Oh, Joseph, I'm So Tired" by Richard Yates
 "Gryphon" by Charles Baxter
 "Interpreter of Maladies" by Jhumpa Lahiri
 "The Garden Party" by Katherine Mansfield
 "Half A Grapefruit" by Alice Munro
 "Applause, Applause" by Jean Thompson
 "I Know What I'm Doing About All the Attention I've Been Getting" by Frank Gannon
 "Where the Door Is Always Open and the Welcome Mat Is Out" by Patricia Highsmith
 "The Best of Betty" by Jincy Willett
 "Song of the Shirt, 1941" by Dorothy Parker
 "The Girl with the Blackened Eye" by Joyce Carol Oates
 "People Like That Are the Only People Here: Canonical Babbling in Peed Onk" by Lorrie Moore
 "Revelation" by Flannery O'Connor
 "In the Cemetery Where Al Jolson Is Buried" by Amy Hempel
 "Cosmopolitan" by Akhil Sharma
 "Irish Girl" by Tim Johnston
 "Bullet in the Brain" by Tobias Wolff
 Epilogue by Sarah Vowell

Borrowing the book's name from an Adriaen van der Werff painting, CHILDREN PLAYING BEFORE A STATUE OF HERCULES is David Sedaris's attempt to share his passion for short stories with a wider audience-and his enthusiasm is contagious. "The authors in this book are huge to me, and I am a comparative midget, scratching around in their collective shadow. 'Pint sized Fanatic Bowing Before Statues of Hercules' might have been more concise, but people don't paint things like that, and besides, it doesn't sound as good."

David Sedaris is publishing this book to support 826NYC, a nonprofit tutoring center in Brooklyn, New York. All of his proceeds, after permission expenses, from CHILDREN PLAYING BEFORE A STATUE OF HERCULES will benefit this organization designed to help students ages six to eighteen develop their writing skills through free writing workshops, publishing projects, and one-on-one help with homework and English-language learning. In the book's epilogue, Sarah Vowell describes the fine work done by 826NYC.

Publishers Weekly

This recording of five stories from Sedaris's longer print collection of the same name is a brief but delightful audio treat. The stories vary widely in theme and style, but each is powerfully emotive and paired with an excellent narrator. Of particular note are Cherry Jones's rendition of Patricia Highsmith's farcical "Where the Door Is Always Open and the Welcome Mat Is Out," and Parker's take on Amy Hempel's "In the Cemetery Where Al Jolson Is Buried." In the former, Jones perfectly captures the well-intentioned but ill-fated preparations of a woman who has moved to Manhattan from Ohio and is awaiting a visit from her perfectionist sister, and in the latter, Parker delivers a poignant performance of a friend's bittersweet musings on the death of her friend. Hearing Sedaris read an offbeat, deeply personal story not his own is another of this audio's many pleasures. While Sedaris has grown famous for his reading style, his earnest portrayal of youthful admiration and his spot-on characterization of a quirky substitute teacher in Charles Baxter's "Gryphon" demonstrate his range as a storyteller-and show that much more than his high pitch makes him such a distinctive voice in modern literature. Simultaneous release with the S&S paperback. (Apr.) Copyright 2005 Reed Business Information.

Table of Contents

Introduction1
Oh, Joseph, I'm so tired9
Gryphon37
Interpreter of maladies57
The garden party83
Half a grapefruit101
Applause, applause121
I know what I'm doing about all the attention I've been getting141
Where the door is always open and the welcome mat is out145
The best of Betty165
Song of the shirt, 1941189
The girl with the blackened eye199
People like that are the only people here : canonical babbling in Peed Onk213
Revelation251
In the cemetery where Al Jolsen is buried277
Cosmopolitan289
Irish girl317
Bullet in the brain331
Epilogue : about 826NYC339

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