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CP Time: Why Some People Are Always Late »

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Authors: J. L. King
ISBN-13: 9781439165607, ISBN-10: 1439165602
Format: Paperback
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Adult Publishing Group
Date Published: January 2011
Edition: (Non-applicable)

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Author Biography: J. L. King

JL King is a national bestselling author, philanthropist, publisher, and producer. One of the most sought-after experts on men living on the down low, he established the Lillie Mae King Foundation to provide financial support to African American families impacted by HIV and AIDS. He has two adult children and lives in Atlanta, Georgia. Visit his website at www.jlking.net.

Book Synopsis

Everyone has a story of being the victim of CP time. It's been responsible for the termination of jobs and relationships, and for delaying weddings and even funerals. CP Time is the first book to examine a behavior that crosses all social economic lines within the black community in a way that will bring smiles and groans of recognition to victims and culprits alike. In brisk, engaging chapters, J.L. King provides humorous examples and personal stories, voicing the opinions of those who view habitual lateness as just part of being black, and those who see it as a more serious problem. Recounting the reasons and excuses offered in CP time's defense, King provides a wry and often hilarious history of how and why the phenomenon began. Light-hearted yet enlightening, CP Time makes a perfect gift for the chronically tardy — and all those affected by them.

Table of Contents

INTRODUCTION

CHAPTER ONE What is CP Time?

CHAPTER TWO CP Time Social

CHAPTER THREE CP Time at Funerals

OPEN UP THE CASKET

REASONS PEOPLE HAVE USED ON WHY THEY WERE LATE FOR A FUNERAL

CHAPTER FOUR CP Time at Weddings

WHERE IS THE BRIDE??????

A MOTHER'S STORY

A GROOM'S STORY

OTHER REASONS I'VE HEARD FROM PEOPLE WHEN ASKED IF THEY HAD BEEN LATE FOR A WEDDING

CHAPTER FIVE CP Time on the Job

THERE ARE SOME CAREERS YOU SHOULD NEVER PURSUE...

TOP 20 REASONS PEOPLE USE WHEN THEY ARE LATE FOR WORK!

ATTENDANCE

CHAPTER SIX CP Time and Church

CHAPTER SEVEN CP Time and Family

CHAPTER EIGHT Love/Relationships

CHAPTER NINE CP Time — Is It Just a Black Thing?

CHAPTER TEN CP Time in Today's Society of Fast Technology

CHAPTER ELEVEN What If — Scenarios

LIST OF THE WORST EXCUSES USED

CHAPTER TWELVE CP Time: Just Call

CP TIME: STORIES

CONCLUSION

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