Best Lawyer Jokes Ever »

Hey—know the difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer? The cleaner pays if he loses your suit. If a lawyer loses your suit, he’ll take you to the cleaners. The verdict is in: these are the funniest jokes ever made about lawyers. Attorneys, judges, plaintiffs, and defendants— in these comic quips and riddles, everyone in the courtroom goes on trial. Here’s one: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can’t understand. It’s a winning case of amusement.