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Violation!: The Ultimate Ticket Book Paperback – June 2, 2009

by James Napoli (Author)

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Violation! is a collection of "parking tickets", citations that look like the real thing but in fact are humorous takes on common "everyday offenses" such as taking up two parking spaces, not putting the seat down in the bathroom, not clearing the paper jam at the photo copier, and so on., and so one-

(because your day is filled with people intent on ruining your day!)

Each ticket includes humorous copy, and also includes fines, "penalties" and the appropriate insults for those offenders that you would prefer to avoid, and would rather your retribution to be dolled out from afar, i.e. " We all have to park on this street!" and "I pity your family and friends", and for work place offenses, "I'm getting paid like you, except I'm actually doing my job".

Violation! is a fun way to get your point across to others in a way that's funny, yet direct. A great gift for commuters, families, college students, and anyone who's bothered by the sometimes inconsiderate behavior of others.

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James Napoli is the author of The North Pole Employee Handbook, also from Cider Mill Press. He spent many years as a writer and performer of nationally syndicated radio comedy. He also teaches screen writing and script analysis in Los Angeles. Much like every other person in America, he is compiling notes for a novel.

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Publisher ‏ : ‎ Cider Mill Press; Csm edition (June 2, 2009)
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Paperback ‏ : ‎ 72 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1604330627
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1604330625
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 12 ounces
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 8 x 0.9 x 3.63 inches

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James Napoli is a humorist and filmmaker and the author of several books, most recently the new "Official Dictionary of Idiocy," a sequel of sorts to the best-selling "The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm." He is also the author of "The Big Bad-Ass Book of the Zodiac," (another fan favorite), "The North Pole Employee Handbook" and the self-help parody book "Shove it Upwards," by his motivational alter-ego, Mr. Paul Maul.

Mr. Napoli is a regular contributor to the Huffington Post and is also a performer, currently working on a top-secret new podcast, providing blogs and videos via his evil twin Paul Maul, and a lively discussion of zen philosophy courtesy of the three titular inanimate objects in his web series "Rock Paper Scissors: A Dialogue."

Mr. Napoli resides in Confusion, along with his friends and family.

http://www.jamesnapoli.com

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Kathy

Five Stars

Reviewed in the United States on January 30, 2018

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I bought this for my great grandsons and they have already used the entire book!!!

Reviewed in the United States on February 3, 2014

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This is good for almost any situation in which somebody ticks you off. When an offense is committed, simply fill out the "ticket" and hand it to the violator. The traffic ones are my favorite.

Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2014

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This had the funniest violation tickets! I found so many that applied to coworkers, friends and family. It was a great purchase

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BKuhl

... a parking ticket book and ordered this and was disappointed. This book does not allow you to customize ...

Reviewed in the United States on December 16, 2014

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I was looking for a parking ticket book and ordered this and was disappointed. This book does not allow you to customize what the ticket is for, but is pre-printed with specific tickets that can be issued in certain circumstances. It's a good joker gift if you would want to use it around the house (ie - leaving dirty dishes in the sink) or on friends, but does not achieve what I was looking for.

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Autism Dad

Wow, it's more of a book.

Reviewed in the United States on December 6, 2010

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I think someone would be reluctant to tear the pages out. Back of book says $10, if I remember correctly. Gave as gift.

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Elizabeth W

Bought to ticket people

Reviewed in the United States on July 8, 2013