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Such a Nice Guy Paperback – October 16, 2009
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- Print length348 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateOctober 16, 2009
- Dimensions5.25 x 0.79 x 8 inches
- ISBN-101439255296
- ISBN-13978-1439255292
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I'm just a man in his late forties who was fortunate enough to have a relatively baggage-free second shot at love and a sense of humor to avoid the depression that comes with rejection. I'm also lucky to be able to work from home, giving me the time to reflect and write about love on the West Coast. Finally, yes it's true: people in Southern California enjoy nicer weather and provide a large dose of physical and social dysfunction, giving me plenty of writing material.
This is not an autobiography. I embellish most of what I write to make it entertaining. Life is interesting, but to embellish is to add spice to the meat of a story. Forgive me for exaggerating and being judgmental and shallow at times. A nice, predictable, and politically correct Phil is a boring Phil--in person and in print. That's why I drink, and that's why I use my imagination.
Some people will find an essay or two they are convinced is about them. Rest assured that nothing in this book is about you, it's all about me: such a nice guy.
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God - OK, I admit that I chuckled a little here and there, but it won't save the author from having a toasty afterlife.
Jesus - Oh Dad, lighten up on the poor guy. I was ready to cash it in after only thirty-three years with all of my bad dates. This guy has fifteen years on me, and he has to deal with cougars, Botox, silicone, and twelve dollar martinis.
Sandra Dee - I was Phil's prom date, and I definitely could see this coming. He was such a horny little monkey. I hoped that he would mature and grow out of it. Well, good thing I kept my prom dress in case Mr. Premature-Immature decides to run for office.
Anonymous Ex-Girlfriend - He is so not a nice guy. We went on one date, and we had a marvelous time. I gave him a handy for dessert, he promised to call me, and he never did. Six months later he drunk-texted me, apologized, had sex with me, and yet again, he never called. I hate him and will never sleep with him again, unless this book sells.
Symon (Phil's cat) - If he brings home one more bimbo with cat allergies, I swear I'll take a dump on his pillow.
Syd (Phil's other cat) - I found his humor to be witty and entertaining. The short chapters are perfect for my brief litter box stops. I wish I still had my testicles.
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- Publisher : BookSurge Publishing (October 16, 2009)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 348 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1439255296
- ISBN-13 : 978-1439255292
- Item Weight : 2.31 pounds
- Dimensions : 5.25 x 0.79 x 8 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #10,343,018 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #10,630 in Humor Essays (Books)
- #16,596 in Love, Sex & Marriage Humor
- #43,030 in Fiction Satire
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Torcivia is a divorced man who transplanted himself from Pennsylvania into the treacherous dating pool in Southern California. His feline companions, Syd and Sonny, share his home in San Diego and an occasional dish of leftover tuna. Torcivia loves nothing better than bellying up to the bar with his favorite social lubrication (bourbon) and watching the bizarre mating rituals of the locals, which he translates into humorous essays. He has been single long enough to be involved in a few train wrecks of his own, admitting that he's "one relationship disaster away from a third cat."
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I will try to keep the list handy, should I ever get a Pet Phil.
The book if full of how to's for relationships. Take notes.
I found several of his stories to be quite funny and one or two to be thought provoking. However, this is not a heavy weight book. The author will go for the laugh every time.
He works hard at trying to portray the problems of a basically nice fellow who still wants to enjoy the company of women. At times he works a little too hard in my opinion. He also occasionally falls into the gap between tasteful and outrageous.
But all in all it was a fun book, a quick read and you do not come away with any sense of time wasted. I would recommend it for light reading or a gift for a guy who reads. One note of warning some may feel that the author leans a bit toward homophobia. I read it as locker room humor myself, but I would avoid passing it on to someone who might be twitchy about that sort of thing.
This guys is hysterical!