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I Hate Other People's Kids Paperback – March 1, 2006
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From the dawn of time, other people's kids have found ways to spoil things for the rest of us. Movie theaters, parks, restaurants -- every venue that should be a place of refuge and relaxation has instead become a freewheeling playground complete with shrieks, wails, and ill-timed excretions.
Now, I Hate Other People's Kids delivers a complete handbook for navigating a world filled with tiny terrors -- and their parents. It boldly explores how children's less- endearing traits have disrupted life throughout history ("And they say Jesus loved the little children, all the children of the world, but he never had to dine with one. He chose the lepers") and classifies important subspecies of tyke, from "Little Monsters" (Dennis the Menace, Bamm-Bamm Rubble) to the "So Good It Hurts" variety (Dakota Fanning, Ricky Schroeder in The Champ). Dotted with illuminating sidebars such as "Parents Think It's Cute, but It Isn't" and featuring tips on ingeniously turning the tables without seeming childish yourself, I Hate Other People's Kids is clever, unforgiving, and sidesplittingly funny.
- Print length138 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateMarch 1, 2006
- Dimensions5 x 0.37 x 7.8 inches
- ISBN-101416909885
- ISBN-13978-1416909880
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- Publisher : Simon Spotlight Entertainment; First Edition (March 1, 2006)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 138 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1416909885
- ISBN-13 : 978-1416909880
- Item Weight : 5.8 ounces
- Dimensions : 5 x 0.37 x 7.8 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #3,194,000 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #3,252 in Parenting & Families Humor
- #3,911 in Lawyers & Criminals Humor
- #4,979 in Humor Essays (Books)
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...you can walk down memory lane and remember which category *you fell into* as a child and up to it laughing through your own childhood.
I will own it. I was the kid who entertained and a parent could yell out a commerical and I could sing the jingle like a trained monkey.
I see that kid now and smile and cringe. I was this kid. He will be that trained monkey until he is 23 and the parents sill wonder why they are living in a two bedroom apartment with nine other trained monkeys aksing for rent money and some cash to remove the tatoo of "die young" off thier arm for a possible national television commercial.
Yeah. Its from making your kid sing the Big Fig Newton at thanksgiving for horrified friends. Replete with the Fig Newton Movements.
This book is funny. And had me snort laughing remembering what sort of kid I was. And the pain I inflicted.
Congrats Ms. Frost.
I personally believe that they should pass this book around to new parents so that they don't do things like allow the kids to destroy stores or take them to inappropriate movies.
I had read some of the reviews of the book before purchasing, and many seemed to think that the author was full of hatred. I have to admit that, after reading the book, I can't quite figure out if it was an attempt to be funny, or if the author actually "hates" children. To me, that word almost implies violence, so I was a little uncomfortable with her liberal use of the term. She also seems to confuse the children themselves with the parenting (or lack of parenting) that produced the little monsters. Not every child will fling food in a restaurant. There are some (I'm assuming, anyway) who have been taught proper behaviour by their parents. At least, we can hope there are...
For anyone who's ever had the misfortune of running into any of the types of children she profiles in the book, it's an amusing look at... well, the truth. Most people who will have major problems with this book are probably the kind of parents with the kind of kids who are described so amusingly within its pages. And the author does make some good points: children should not be allowed in adult-oriented movies, young children should not be taken to fancy restaurants, etc.
All in all, it wasn't a bad read, but I think it would have been a lot funnier without quite as much venom and the word "hate". Hey, I'm annoyed by most kids, and even I was a little offended.
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Als selbst "Geschädigter" von Nachbarn denen alles egal zu sein scheint, heilt das Buch meine gequälte Seele. Und ich habe nicht generell etwas gegen Kinder, überhaupt nicht. Es geht nämlich auch anders.
Aber eine Prise Humor sollte man eben auch haben, nicht alles immer gleich so ernst nehmen.
Es ist okay, diese Gefühle zu haben, wirklich! Und wir sind nicht alleine!
Adrianne Frost, eine US-amerikanische Komikerin beschreibt viele Situationen, die jeder aus dem Alltag kennt, wo es aber als "politisch inkorrekt" gilt, wenn man genervt ist oder sich sogar über das Verhalten von Kindern beschwert (Gott bewahre!), dann werden die Eltern zu Furien.
Gut beschrieben fand ich auch das anmaßende und z.T. respektlose Verhalten heutiger Eltern dem Rest der Welt gegenüber (ich sage nur "überdimensionierte Kinderwägen").
Allerdings fand ich manche Beschreibungen etwas übertrieben (das soll wohl so sein). Ich persönlich kenne auch sehr nette Kinder und Teenager, also man sollte nicht alle über einen Kamm scheren.
Ich hatte beim Lesen viele Lach-Flashs und habe auch neue Englischvokabeln gelernt, zB "tyke" (= kleines Kind, Knirps).
Dieses Buch ist für alle, die von der ewigen political correctness in Bezug auf Kinder und deren Eltern genug haben.