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Don’t look up

It won’t help. You can’t get out of the way, you can’t dig a hole deep enough to hide. The end is coming, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

So why read this book?
Because you can’t look away when not just the religious fanatics are saying we’re all going to be destroyed but the scientists are in on the act too. Here’s what they’re saying:

We’re a million years over due for a mass extinction.

The sun at radiation minimum is acting much worse than at solar maximum, and one misdirected spewing of plasma could fry us in an instant.

The magnetic field—which shields us from harmful radiation—is developing a mysterious crack.

Our solar system is entering an energetically hostile part of the galaxy.

The Yellowstone supervolcano is getting ready to blow, and if it does, we can look forward to nuclear winter and 90 percent annihilation.

The Maya, the world’s greatest timekeepers ever, say it’s all going to stop on December 21, 2012.


So, see? There’s nothing you can do, but you might as well sit back and enjoy the show.

You’ll get a good chuckle.
That’s why you should read this book.

Dear Reader,

If there were a chance that opening this book could set off a chain of events that would lead to Apocalypse, to the end of Life as we know it, would you be tempted? Finger poised uncertainly above the flashing red button? How about if the Apocalypse promised to result in a new age of enlightenment, a Heaven on Earth like never before?

Personally, I’ll take the security of my cozy life over a chance at nirvana. But status quo may no longer be an option, for any of us. This book will convince you that there is a nonnegligible chance that the year 2012 will be more tumultuous, catastrophic, and, quite possibly, revelatory, than any other year in human history.

Parts of this book are best read with a bowl of popcorn: looking into the jaws of a great white shark in search of the meaning of death; touring a picturesque Guatemalan town with Mayan shaman just weeks before it is utterly destroyed. Other sections go better with a tranquilizer, such as the impending eruption of the Yellowstone supervolcano, or the mass extinction headed our way—on the scale of the great collision that destroyed the dinosaurs and 70 percent of all other species, our best scientists contend that it’s now overdue. Nail-biters should beware the fact that the next peak in the sunspot cycle, due in 2012, is widely expected to set records for the number and intensity of solar storms pummeling the Earth with radiation and igniting natural calamities such as earthquakes, volcanoes, and Katrina-sized hurricanes. And that our entire solar system appears to be moving into a dangerous interstellar energy cloud.

Is it a coincidence that the burgeoning war between Christianity and Islam seems hell-bent for Armageddon? Or that numerous other religions, philosophies, and cultural traditions are signaling that the end is near, with 2012 emerging as the consensus target date? A new era is about to be born, with all the pain and blood and joy and release that birth naturally entails.

Facing oblivion, or at least mega-metamorphosis, is something that few of us are emotionally prepared to do. Thus my excuse for the gallows humor that pervades this story. In a memorable Mary Tyler Moore episode, Mary cracks up laughing at the funeral of Chuckles the Clown who, dressed as a peanut while marching in a parade, was shucked to death by an elephant. If Mary can giggle in the face of death, so can we.

With kind regards,
Lawrence E. Joseph
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“Fascinating . . . incredible research and an equally incredible sense of humor.”—Tim LaHaye

“Joseph is a lively tour guide, introducing readers to Mayan shamans and Russian scientists with equal aplomb.”—
Publishers Weekly

Apocalypse 2012 manages to be both lighthearted in tone and more than a little disturbing in content.” – Maclean’s

About the Author

Lawrence E. Joseph is chairman of the board of New Mexico–based Aerospace Consulting Corporation. He is the author of several books and has written for a a number of major newspapers and magazines, including the New York Times, Salon.com, Family Circle, Audubon, and Discover.

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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Three Rivers Press; Reprint edition (January 15, 2008)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Paperback ‏ : ‎ 272 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 0767924487
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0767924481
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 8 ounces
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5 x 0.75 x 8.25 inches
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Date and place of birth

February 7, 1954 Danbury, Connecticut. But I was raised in Park Slope, Brooklyn, with which I most closely identify.

Current Residence

Beverly Hills, California, USA

Current position/Key Projects

Lawrence E. Joseph was formerly the chairman of an advanced plasma physics research and development company in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Key projects included the development of the the Vulcan Plasma Disintegrator, an ultra-high temperature (10,000 to 15,000 degrees K) furnace designed to completely dissociate highly toxic biological and chemical wastes, leaving no toxic residue.

Previous Works

Strawberry Fields Forever: John Lennon Remembered (Bantam Books, 1980) (co-writer). Written, typeset, printed and distributed twelve days after John Lennon's assassination, this Bantam "instant book" became a NY Times bestseller and was sold globally.

American Lifestyles for the 1980's (Packaged Facts, Inc., New York, NY 1981) This marketing study examined American social and cultural trends and projected their impact on the consumption of consumer goods throughout the 1980's.

Amerika, (Simon & Schuster, 1987) (co-writer). This novelization of the 14-hour ABC miniseries, on which I also served as creative editor, became a NY Times bestseller and was sold internationally.

Gaia: The Growth of an Idea (St. Martin's Press, hardcover, 1990, softcover, 1991) The book also came out in the United Kingdom (Penguin Arkana, 1991), Italy (Geo), Spain/Latin America (Cuatro Vientos) and Japan. More than any other project, this book, arising from my November, 1986 article on Gaia in The New York Times Magazine, has defined my career. Over the past twenty years, I have since written and lectured on the Gaia movement at UNCED, the 1992 United Nations "Earth Summit" in Rio de Janeiro, at two American Geophysical Union Chapman conferences on the Gaia Hypothesis (San Diego, 1988; Valencia, Spain, 2000) on Surtsey, the youngest island in the world, an ecological preserve at the southwestern tip of the Icelandic archipelago, New York City, Prague, Beirut and many other locations.

Common Sense: Why It's No Longer Common (Addison-Wesley, 1994) This book enabled me to pursue a brief career as a common sense consultant, with such clients as the United Nations Development Programme (assignment in Bogota, Colombia), and the American Society for Industrial Security.

Education

Stuyvesant High School, New York, NY 1967-1970

Brown University, Providence, Rhode Island B.A. 1970-1974

University of California at San Diego, La Jolla, California, 1975-1977, graduate studies, teaching assistant, in literature

Previous Positions

Editor, Charleston Poetic Review, Charleston, South Carolina, 1978

Chief Marketing Writer, Packaged Facts, Inc, New York, NY 1980-1990

Chairman of the Board, Aerospace Consulting Corporation (AC2), Albuquerque, New Mexico, April, 2005 to present. (I first joined the company in 1995, and have been a member of the board since 2003).

Professional, Academic, or Fraternal Organization Membership

Writer's Guild of America, 1986-present PEN American Center, 1990-present

Honors, Awards, and Prizes

1987, 1988: Summer residencies at Fondation Karolyi, an artistic foundation in Vence, France.

1992: Major grant from Gaiaship Foundation, Oslo, Norway

Magazines, Newspapers and Professional Journals

The New York Times (Sunday magazine, Op-Ed, Travel)

Salon.com

Family Circle

Audubon

Art News

Discover

Diversion

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Reviewed in the United States on January 24, 2007
Since I opened the first page of this book, I was captured by its style as much as its content. For as I write and speak extensively on the coming global supersolar storm circa 2012, too, and issue warning after warning that our weapons of mass manufacturing-era is all but dead and gone, the words that Lawrence E. Joseph uses to describe these civilization-changing calamities disarms me as it alarms me. Now that takes a damn good wordsmith to properly employ gallows humor, as he calls it, while all the time he gets us to braid our own noose and volunteer to stick our necks into it simultaneously. I mean this book is more a manual for the dead than the living since he seemingly expects the majority of us to meet the undertaker in 2012. Albeit that will take the form of a solar storm that will cremate us rather than bury us alive as some see earthquakes and tsunamis doing in fact. Nonetheless, as I have seen in my own visions, the greatest concern that we both have is that if the SuperVolcano known as Yellowstone erupts at the time of the solar maximum sunspot eruption, then it will be lights out for 90% of the world population according to some estimates. Why? It will be as I say over and over again from starvation, a slow angonizing death for sure. Ask the millions that are doing so today in Third World countries ... or will it be the case, as I suggest in my book, that we will wise-up in the next few years, begin to respect the natural world order, band together in communities focused on family to survive the shift of the ages in 2012. Whatever the case, this book is a valuable worst-case scenario guide to the looming disasters that will come to pass as we spiral faster and faster towards an inevitable rendevouz with destiny; the most energetic and transforming region of the cosmos for us -- the central core bulge, called a "black hole" for a reason, in the Milky Way Galaxy. Of course, this is what the Maya shaman knew as the Mouth of the Crocodile as it swallows you whole as you sink deeper and deeper and deeper into trance to commune with cosmic consciousness that resides there as well. To the Maya this is the Home of Hunab Ku -- the Sun Behind the Sun, or ... God. Yes, we are to worship the Sun God as it will be that living light that will bring both death and rebirth to the blue-marble planet we call the Good Green Earth soon.

Dr. John Jay Harper is author of 
Tranceformers: Shamans of the 21st Century
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Reviewed in the United States on January 13, 2008
Some folks thought I was a little hard on Lawrence Joseph in my review of his chapter in the other 2012 book so I decided to read his book on the topic to see how it measured up. My conclusion is that his book is far, far better than his chapter in the Sounds True book.

The author subtitles this book "A scientific investigation into civilization's end." Sounds important enough and certainly some of the material in the book is science-based. There are strains of superbacteria with enzymes that break down antibiotics. There is a hadron collider on the border between France and Switzerland that theoretically could create tiny black holes called strangelets that would then absorb our world like a malignant paper towel. And yes, opponents of self-replicating nanomachines point out such machines could create a science-fictionesque "gray goo" that would cover the planet in two days. It gets better, it is true we are vulnerable to "solar indigestion" where abnormal solar sun spots can threaten life on earth. What else? Well the magnetic field that protects us from the sun has "cracks" in it the size of California allowing deadly radiation into the environment and, while most Americans remain oblivious to this, Yellowstone - one of the largest super volcanos in the world - could (theoretically) erupt like it did 600,000 years ago spewing enough dust to cover North America in several feet of dust.

This is fascinating stuff and while Lawrence tells a good story about these scientific findings, linking them to 2012 is more than speculative but it is a good way to sell a book. Are there interesting correlations? Sure - like the prediction that for the first time in 26,000 years, our solar system will eclipse the view from earth of the center of the Milky Way. If energy streams from this center (thought to be a black hole) that stream should be interrupted on 11:11 pm, December 21st, 2012 (the Solstice for you non-Pagans). So what? Well, and here is the speculative part, the Mayans supposedly believed that this disruption would "throw out of kilter vital mechanisms of our bodies and of the earth" (Joseph, p. 33).

I think Joseph's greatest contribution in this book is about what Freud called the psychopathology of everyday life. The general nuttiness of our species, particularly where crazy religious memes have infected large numbers of people, results in hideous atrocities as other authors like Sam Harris, Richard Dawkins, and Christopher Hitchens have documented. What if some Islamic militant found a way to drop a nuclear device into Yellowstone? Theoretically it might cause the super volcano to erupt.

Various followers of Islam, Christianity, and Judaism (I note "various" because the diverse followers of these religions rarely agree on much) believe some type of messiah is coming. They also believe certain events will herald the messiah's arrival and they may be a little too anxious to help those events along. Examples? Many Shiite Muslims believe the Mahdi (the 12th Imam who disappeared in the 9th century at the age of 5) will return soon. He will make his appearance (according to Joseph's account - p. 191) after "a period of chaos, war, and pestilence" (what is it with Middle Eastern religions and pestilence?) and he may (depending on the version) claim Temple Mount which happens to be in the state of Israel. Now there's a recipe for disaster.

Whatever the prophecy (and there are many and they don't agree on the details) Joseph reminds us (as Howard Bloom did in The Lucifer Principle) that we have the choice to resist such things. As many authors have pointed out - stop the madness. The madness in this case of religious fundamentalism.

Overall Lawrence Joseph's book is well worth reading - not because I always agree with him or necessarily like his attempts at glibness - I don't. But who cares? The man has written a book packed with ideas that can help people defend the sanctity of their minds from religious babble. He has also written a book that gives fascinating general explanations of natural phenomena that may prove problematic for our species. Do I believe it is linked to 2012? Well, I'm still going to renew my magazine subscriptions in 2011.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 11, 2007
Lawrence Joseph pulls no punches in this well-researched commentary on how so many indicators point to 2012 as a turning point in our shared planetary experience. However life unfolds in the ensuing fifty-two months (as of this writing), it's clear it will soon be altered in some unforeseen way.

From the prophetic utterances of ancient civilizations, to the current concerns within the scientific community, all markers cast a forboding light on our not-too-distant future.

If anything is missing from this (and not much is), it's the "New Age" take on what lies ahead. In this somewhat edgy field of thought, December 21, 2012 is the end of the "Old Age" and the beginning of the "New" wherein those who express a heart-centered life in service to others will move into a higher plane of existence where blessings and abundance will prevail. As for the others, still steeped in service to self ... who knows?

Fasten your seatbelts!
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