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White Bikini Panties Paperback – January 1, 2004
- Print length279 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherStrapless
- Publication dateJanuary 1, 2004
- Dimensions5.5 x 1 x 8 inches
- ISBN-100758206984
- ISBN-13978-0758206985
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- Publisher : Strapless; First Edition (January 1, 2004)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 279 pages
- ISBN-10 : 0758206984
- ISBN-13 : 978-0758206985
- Item Weight : 10.4 ounces
- Dimensions : 5.5 x 1 x 8 inches
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About the author
Kelly K. James (formerly Kelly James-Enger) “escaped from the law” in 1997. A former attorney, she has been writing for a living, as a full-time freelancer, and more recently, a corporate content writer, for more than 20 years. Currently she writes legal content by day and health/wellness, fitness, psychology, and career-related articles by night. Her freelance work has appeared in more than 65 major online and print publications including Huffington Post, The Girlfriend, NextTribe, Next Avenue, Chicago Health, Vibrant Life, and many other markets.
In 2018, James made the decision to go “in-house” at a small company — and wrote about the transition from freelancer to corporate employee. The Book That (Almost) Got Me Fired: How I (Barely) Survived a Year in Corporate America is Kelly’s first memoir, an entertaining, honest account what to do (and what not) when you make that corporate leap in midlife.
As a ghostwriter, Kelly has penned more than 30 books for clients; she is a novelist and author of writing-related books including:
• Writer for Hire: 101 Secrets to Freelance Success,
• Six-Figure Freelancing: The Writer’s Guide to Making More Money, Second Edition
• Goodbye Byline Hello Big Bucks: Make Money Ghostwriting Books, Articles, Blogs, and More, Second Edition.
Kelly works, writes, plays 8-ball, and golfs (or attempts to) from Downers Grove, Illinois, a Chicago suburb. She shares her home with two teens, a rambunctious rescue pup, and a very spoiled, fat cat.
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Kelly James-Enger writes so well, with the familiar yet magical talent and feel that she has, to create true to life and fully believable people, and has a great ear for dialogue. In her fiction, even the more over the top personalities, like Trina’s friends Jane and Bobby, feel real and never like caricatures. Like Jane Austen’s timeless novels 200 years ago, this book focuses on its female characters, who are drawn with great depth and care. The author does not portray men with the same nuance and level of detail as she does her female characters, but those individuals too are portrayed as real people with real issues. We come to care about the people in the story, especially Trina.
The novel is framed by Trina’s relationship with her boyfriend Rick, who does two things, one early and one late in the novel, each with major impact on the heroine. The first one has Trina catching Rick on the verge of infidelity, the second one I will not disclose to avoid spoilers. Between those two events, the plot moves along at a seemingly relaxed pace throughout the course of the book, though several scenes towards the novel’s end bring things into focus for Trina and for us, in advance of the conclusion. Trina is never isolated, even though she lives alone, as she has a strong family and good friends to support her. The issues Trina deals with are normal issues of life, with a few more unusual things occasionally thrown into the plot, keeping things interesting.
Kelly James-Enger is also an excellent humorous writer, though the book’s approach is straightforward and not satirical. White Bikini Panties is the author’s second novel, and the author does a good job with the first person narrative, with her deft hand always non-intrusively in control. The narrative never feels rushed, and is kept interesting by useful techniques such as mid-chapter retrospective flashbacks, and different decisions about when to begin the action in any particular chapter. And yet when the novel ends, other than the disappointment of such a perfect story ending (what happens to our Trina after the novel concludes we will never know for certain, though we can count on her continuing to watch True Hollywood Story!), the reader is left feeling touched and hopeful. Above all, it is a fun book to read and enjoy from start to finish. What a terrific writer Kelly James-Enger is. I wish she wrote more fiction, and in the meantime that more people will discover her existing work. Five stars
Green Melusine and I must be kindred spirits - I came here intending to make EXACTLY the same points! First of all, reading the back cover was what made up my mind to buy this book. It sounded like a fun and funny read about a young woman who tries to change her life and personality after she catches her boyfriend cheating on her. Instead, she spends the rest of the book whining and starting even more dysfunctional relationships, one after the other. Trina does not change or develop AT ALL, and that was disappointing.
Most disturbing, however, was the overall message. I don't know what points the author wanted to get across, but it seemed to me that she spent most of the book complaining that the outlook is grim for single women in their thirties - the only available guys are into disturbing sex games, or they have STDs. The moral of the story was that it's better to return to the guy who cheats on you (hey! He SAID he wouldn't do it again!) than to develop a shred of self esteem and show him the door, since the pickings are so slim. WHAT?
Despite the annoying protagonist and infuriating ending, I'm giving White Bikini Panties two stars, since it's fairly well written and there are some interesting moments (while I was sick of Trina by the book's end, I found myself absorbed by the subplot involving her older sister Jessie, and Jessie's struggle with infertility. Although it is also implied that Jessie can do no better than to settle for a cheating husband... hmmm...) If you really NEED another light chick lit read, this one will pass the time. However, if you're like me and your shelves are overflowing with this kind of book, don't bother adding this to the collection.
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The night she unexpectedly stumbled on her boyfriend groping the 'new girl' from his work place - what did Trina do? Not a thing other than getting dressed and scurrying out his door. The 'new attraction' had actually thought she was in for a cat-fight of sorts with Trina; but Trina quietly watched her slip away from the 'scene of the crime' so to speak.
And Rick the boyfriend was also let off the hook without having to answer for his betrayal. I don't know what the author's 'message' was supposed to convey when the boyfriend 'reasoned' with Trina that as he had never actually 'promised' that they were in an exclusive relationship - not even after they had been 'exclusive' with each other for TWO YEARS - it was not wrong of him to be caught groping another woman right there on his couch!
Trina did walk out his door, but it didn't take her long to want to get back with him again. The very NEXT DAY she had tried to call him on the phone and had only 'just' managed to salvage a little pride by not leaving him a message. From then on, it was all about her inability to really move past him. It was quite sad to read about her entanglements with unsuitable men, to the extent that she had even put her health at risk.
Then there was the scene at a pub when she was once again about to fall to pieces after she came upon the errant ex-boyfriend with his new squeeze. Trina was self-aware that she bowed to the line of least resistance. She was not 'heroine' material. It was left to her friend Jane to drum a sense of self-respect into Trina to stop her from once again running away from a situtaion that should have made her stand her ground. She was ready to bolt out of the pub because her cheating ex was in it with the ow.
Rick broke off with the other woman after about a month, but it took him another three months to find his way back to Trina. He was not exactly in a hurry to resume a relationship with her. Three months of being on his own meant that he was doing just fine by himself, while Trina had been pining away for him to a greater or lesser degree, even when she was drifting in and out of meaningless 'encounters' with other men. The moment Rick decided to resume contact, her response was immediate and welcoming. She went through the motions of keeping him at arms' length but the capitulation was too soon, too quick and too easy.
He didn't have to work to earn his way back into her affections. Right up to the end it was this man who called the shots in their relationship. I agree with another reviewer who said Trina didn't progress in herself as a woman. She was malleable before and after their time apart. This is meant to be general woman's fiction and as such, it would have served the story line better if Trina had not let Rick back in her life. To the very end he could only give her half a loaf in the way of a relationship. Come live with me and be my love may be how Trina's story ended; and yes he did invite her to leave her family and friends to be with him in another city; but if this was the best that he could offer AFTER having hurt her so badly when he cheated, it did not leave the reader feeling hopeful for their future together.
There was also the peripheral cheating story line. Trina saw her sister's husband in a compromising situation in a bar one evening. This was while Jessie her sister was on a work-related trip out of town. So did Trina walk up to her brother-in-law just so he would know that he had been rumbled? Did Trina set the unknown woman straight on behalf of her sister? No.
Trina's immediate reaction was to DUCK out of the way so her brother-in-law would not see her. There again we 'saw' her passive non-response to a situation that had called for some kind of action. Not Trina. Her side-stepping away was instinctual. I couldn't see her as the heroine of the book. Jane her fiesty friend was more suited to the role, as was Jessie her sister.
As for Rick - the man was no prize. After he was discovered in a compromising position with another woman and Trina had walked away, he did not once contact her, this woman who had shared two years of her life with him. That was hard for the reader to digest; that the man who had acted so ruthless would then waltz back when his new relationship didn't pan out after all. Even then, he waited until he was fired from his job before he thought to try again with malleable Trina.
The book was written well and was an easy read. But it was not an uplifting story contrary to what the synopsis had otherwise conveyed. It would have been uplifting if she had come into her own as a woman in the end and not fallen back into the old habit of doing things his way. After the interlude of his rejection he still couldn't promise her a 'forever' - and she was still willing to accept that half loaf. No uplifting message there.