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Because I'm the Child Here and I Said So: A Joke Book for Parents (Because You Need a Laugh!) Paperback – Illustrated, March 1, 2006

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Parenting is a competitive sport these days. With all the pressure on the modern parent, a little comic relief is not just welcome; it's a matter of survival. Because I'm the Child Here and I Said So offers a much-needed hilarious first-aid kit for parents of all types.

Between the fat stacks of parenting books designed to engender paranoia and hyper-competitiveness, and the culture that demands everyone must "have it all," today's parents don't stand a chance.
Because I'm the Child Here and I Said So by cartoonist Pat Byrnes is a gleeful send-up of modern parenting: the obsession, the sport, the pseudo science, and all the maddening challenges parenting presents.

Each full-color cartoon features a smart punch line that will make you smile (or wince in recognition):

* "A birthday party? Didn't we already do that kind of crap with your older sister?"

* "I couldn't find a sitter, so I got a video."

* "Just remember, son, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose-unless you want Daddy's love."

Be advised, if you find yourself relating to any of the parents in this book, you need to chill out. Fortunately,
Because I'm the Child Here and I Said So is the antidote to all your parenting woes. Whether you keep it for your own sanity or give it to a desperate parent, the cartoons of Pat Byrnes will delight and amuse.
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 You don't have to be a rocket scientist to create cartoons, but Pat Byrnes erred on the side of caution, getting his aerospace degree at Notre Dame in 1981. His science skills have languished, however, as he has spent most of the last 25 years following his love of writing, acting, and cartooning---and most recently as a stay-at-home dad. Since 1998 he's been a regular contributor to the New Yorker.

Product details

  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Andrews McMeel Publishing; Illustrated edition (March 1, 2006)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Paperback ‏ : ‎ 96 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 0740757385
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0740757389
  • Reading age ‏ : ‎ 12 years and up
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 4.7 ounces
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 6.2 x 0.3 x 6.1 inches
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You don't have to be a rocket scientist to create cartoons, but Pat Byrnes erred on the side of caution, getting his aerospace degree at Notre Dame in 1981. His science skills have languished, however, as he has spent most of the last 25 years following his love of writing, acting, and cartooning--and most recently as a stay-at-home dad. Since 1998 he's been a regular contributor to the New Yorker. He lives in Illinois with his wife, Lisa, and their baby daughter.

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Reviewed in the United States on October 2, 2006
As a new father myself I found Pat Byrnes new book to be hilariously insightful and a thoroughly entertaining romp through the foibles of parenting. A must read for any parent or parent to be. God Speed Pat Byrnes.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 19, 2019
This book is for anyone who wants to find the humor in parenthood. Great Cartoon humor, great graphics, great book.
Reviewed in the United States on December 8, 2012
This is a really funny book if you are an American parents. I wish it had been thicker. Really funny because of the truth that is in each illustration.
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