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Dads Say the Dumbest Things Paperback – April 15, 1990

by Bruce Lansky (Author)
2.5 2.5 out of 5 stars 2 ratings
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Fatherly expressions so dumb, they're funny.
Here's the perfect gift for the father who thinks he knows everything -- and the family that has to put up with him.
Dads Say the Dumbest Things! contains all of the mindless expressions and advice that fathers offer when they can't think of anything intelligent to say, like these:
  • I'm the boss and what I say goes.
  • Why? Because I say so.
  • Don't ask me, ask your mother.
  • What do you want an allowance for?
  • When I was your age I had to work for my allowance.
  • Didn't we give you lunch money last week?
  • How well do you know this guy who wants to take you to a drive-in movie?
  • Your mother did tell you about the birds and the bees, didn't she?
  • I wasn't waiting up for you.
  • I was reading the newspaper.
    The book includes 23 photos of famous TV dads who have raised stupid sayings to an art form.
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  1. Print length
    112 pages
  2. Language
    English
  3. Publisher
    Running Press Adult
  4. Publication date
    April 15, 1990
  5. Dimensions
    5.5 x 0.33 x 8.25 inches
  6. ISBN-10
    0671696130
  7. ISBN-13
    978-0671696139
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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Running Press Adult (April 15, 1990)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Paperback ‏ : ‎ 112 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 0671696130
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0671696139
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 4.7 ounces
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5.5 x 0.33 x 8.25 inches
  • Customer Reviews:
    2.5 2.5 out of 5 stars 2 ratings

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Bruce Lansky

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Bruce Lansky is the #1 author of baby-name books in North America. His name books include: 100,000+ Baby Names, 60,000+ Baby Names, The Best Baby Name Book in the Whole Wide World, The Very Best Baby Name Book, and 25,000+ Baby Names.

He is also one of North America’s most popular authors and editors of children’s poetry and children’s fiction. His twenty children’s poetry books (including Kids Pick the Funniest Poems and Mary Had a Little Jam) have sold more than 3.5 million copies. His three children’s fiction series including Girls to the Rescue™, Newfangled Fairy Tales™ and Can You Solve the Mystery?™ have sold more than 1.4 million copies. He also launched two series of picture books for young children: Picture Readers (for children ages 3 to 6) and Early Readers (for beginning readers).

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Brian Giertz
1.0 out of 5 stars Dads Say The Dumbest Things
Reviewed in the United States on July 1, 2006
The book is not very funny because it's one liners that are taken out of context. Would not recommend the book to anyone.
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Jamie Lynn
4.0 out of 5 stars Matthew's Little One
Reviewed in the United States on March 17, 2002
Lansky and Jones have collected all the greatest lines dads have ever used to get kids to stop fighting in the the car, feed the pet, turn off the TV while doing homework, and get home before curfew. It includes winners such as: "What do you want a pet for-you've got a sister," and, "When I said 'feed the goldfish,' I didn't mean feed them to the cat." A fun gift for dad and the rest of the family, too.
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