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Why Do Men Have Nipples?: Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor after Your Third Martini »

Book cover image of Why Do Men Have Nipples?: Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor after Your Third Martini by Mark Leyner

Authors: Mark Leyner, Billy Goldberg
ISBN-13: 9781400082315, ISBN-10: 1400082315
Format: Paperback
Publisher: Crown Publishing Group
Date Published: July 2005
Edition: (Non-applicable)

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Author Biography: Mark Leyner

Mark Leyner is the author of My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist; Tooth Imprints on a Corn Dog; I Smell Esther Williams; Et Tu Babe; and The Tetherballs of Bougainville. He has written scripts for a variety of films and television shows. His writing appears regularly in The New Yorker, Time, and GQ.

Book Synopsis

Is There a Doctor in the House?

Say you re at a party. You ve had a martini or three, and you mingle through the crowd, wondering how long you need to stay before going out for pizza. Suddenly you re introduced to someone new, Dr. Nice Tomeetya. You forget the pizza. Now is the perfect time to bring up all those strange questions you d like to ask during an office visit with your own doctor but haven t had the guts (or more likely the time) to do so. You re filled with liquid courage . . . now is your chance! If you ve ever wanted to ask a doctor . . .

How do people in wheelchairs have sex?

Why do I get a killer headache when I suck down my milkshake too fast?

Can I lose my contact lens inside my head forever?

Why does asparagus make my pee smell?

Why do old people grow hair on their ears?

Is the old adage beer before liquor, never sicker, liquor before beer . . . really true?

. . . then Why Do Men Have Nipples? is the book for you.

Compiled by Billy Goldberg, an emergency medicine physician, and Mark Leyner, bestselling author and well-known satirist, Why Do Men Have Nipples? offers real factual and really funny answers to some of the big questions about the oddities of our bodies.

About the Authors
MARK LEYNER is the author of My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist; Tooth Imprints on a Corn Dog; I Smell Esther Williams; Et Tu Babe; and The Tetherballs of Bougainville. He has written scripts for a variety of films and television shows. His writing appears regularly in The New Yorker, Time, and GQ.

BILLY GOLDBERG, M.D., is an emergency medicine physician on faculty at a New York City teaching hospital. He is also a writer and artist whose paintings have been exhibited in New York City.

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